One last post before I hit the tubes.

Filed under: The Environment, Admin — Kelly @ October 15, 2007 8:43 pm

 

I'm moving!

 
Yup, I’m out of here, and I’m taking all my old posts with me. If you need ‘em, they’ll be filed under “vintage” over at the new (virtual) digs. They’ll also stay archived at www.kellygarbato.com until we (by “we”, I mean “Shane”) figure out how to set up redirects for all the old URLs. Wouldn’t want to miss out on any misogynistic Duggar trolling, would I?

So anywho, be sure to join me over at www.SmiteMe.net, wontcha?

But before I go, I signed up for Blog Action Day, so I guess I’d best do some green blogging.
 

Bloggers Unite - Blog Action Day

 
I had a whole shit-you-should-be-doing-to-save-the-environment-but-you-aren’t-because-it’s-totally-inconvenient-and-the-
fucktwits-at-the-sierra-club-aren’t-pressing-the-issue-because-gawd-forbid-they-offend-a-few-liberals-OMG!!! mega-post planned out, but now here it is, 8:30, and I still have a pile of laundry to sort and a sink full of dishes to scrub and my how the day’s gotten away from me! So. In two words: go veg. In spite of PETA, not because of them.

And if you want to donate to an enviro charity…I *heart* Farm Sanctuary.

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Dennis Kucinich! On The Colbert Report! Tonight!

Filed under: Politics, Video Blogging — Kelly @ October 15, 2007 6:27 pm

Emptying his pockets, even!

Don’t miss it! *

* I’m sure I’ll post the vid tomorrow, so I guess you can miss it, after all. But seriously - don’t miss it.

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Oh, they flatter the third tier candidates so!

Filed under: Feminism, Politics, Repro Rights — Kelly @ October 12, 2007 1:55 pm

Seriously. Kucinich, Brownback, Tancredo, Hunter, et. al. as potential future presidents? Too cute for words, NARAL.

Now go take the quiz - How much do you know about the future president?

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The Big One-O.

Filed under: Photo Blogging, Your Featherhead's Furbabies — Kelly @ October 10, 2007 1:08 pm

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That’s right: the Ralphster turns the Big One-O today. My little man, all grown up.

*Sniffles*

I don’t want to get all melancholy on what should be a day of joy, happiness and celebration, so I’ll try to overlook the bittersweetness that is the double-digit canine birthday milestone and instead reflect on the six wonderful years (and hopefully six+ more!) I’ve spent with My Other Boyfriend ™. Ralphie truly is the best wiener dog a girl could ask for.

*Sighs*

K, enough of that. Let’s break out the pictures!

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Mr. Bush, Tear! Down! Those! Walls!

Filed under: Current Events, War on Terra — Kelly @ October 7, 2007 10:35 pm

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: Amnesty International USA - alerts [at] takeaction.amnestyusa.org
Date: Oct 5, 2007 8:30 AM
Subject: You can tear down Guantánamo Bay one pixel at a time

You can make Guantanamo Bay disappear — and help tear down detention camps that have become synonymous with torture, injustice, and an utter betrayal of human rights. Tearitdown.org is a powerful new Amnesty International project dramatically visualizing the commitment of 500,000 people to tear down Guantanamo Bay.

See for yourself. Act right now to tear down a piece of Guantanamo Bay!

Tearitdown.org builds on Amnesty’s long history of showing how one individual can make a difference. You have the power to tear down Guantanamo Bay one pixel at a time. Once 500,000 people have expressed their determination to end this human rights disgrace — our image of Guantanamo-style injustice will disappear.

And, more importantly, we’ll have the power and strength needed to tear down the real Guantanamo Bay.

One person, one pixel is all it takes. Get your pixel and express your power to end this human rights abomination.

From across the political spectrum, across the globe, calls are mounting to shut down Guantanamo Bay and either charge and try those imprisoned or release them.

Join Amnesty International in this powerful display of commitment to human rights. Strike the final blow to the Administration’s failed policies at Guantanamo Bay. Get your pixel today.

Thank you,

Larry Cox
Executive Director

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I don’t suppose you happen to have an October surprise in there, Mr. Kucinich?

Filed under: Animals, Politics, Video Blogging — Kelly @ October 2, 2007 8:53 pm

 


 
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…and the good citizens of Kansas can sleep easy tonight…

Filed under: Religion, Sex, Godbaggers — Kelly @ September 26, 2007 12:29 am

for all the porn-peddling perverts in Johnson County have been tarred, feathered, and indicted:

A grand jury has accused three Johnson County businesses of promoting obscenity, according to indictments handed down late Tuesday.

Even though the grand jury was convened in Johnson County District Court to investigate obscenity, the latest indictments are the first that actually deal with the subject.

Each of the three businesses was indicted on multiple counts, all misdemeanors.

According to court documents:

• Spirit Halloween, 6824 W. 119th St. in Overland Park, displayed adult costumes where minors could view them.

• Hollywood at Home, 9063 Metcalf Avenue in Overland Park, “unlawfully and knowingly or recklessly” possessed and intended to sell obscene DVDs.

• Priscilla’s, 1848 East Santa Fe St. in Olathe, possessed and intended to sell various obscene devices and an obscene DVD.

The indictments are based on findings from Aug. 22 to Sept. 17.

Employees at each business declined to comment on the indictments Tuesday night.

Which apparently makes the Kansas City Star so giddy that they just had to send me an email alert with all the latest:

BREAKING NEWS ALERT: JoCo grand jury hands down obscenity indictments

A grand jury has accused three Johnson County businesses of promoting obscenity, according to indictments handed down late Tuesday.

The Star is covering the story and gathering more information. Click on the headline at top to read the most current and complete coverage from the largest, most-trusted news staff in Kansas City.

Oy.

In other mind-boggling news, atheists are just like Klansmen! Guess I’d better go shave my head, then.

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The Internets is Perfect for Shopping

Filed under: Consumerism — Kelly @ September 23, 2007 9:15 pm

Finding small wastebaskets that fit recycled plastic grocery bags: cool.

Finding small wastebaskets that actually encourage you to use recycled plastic grocery bags as opposed to their overpriced “liners”*: way cool.

Finding out - ahead of time - that your local locksmith is a flaming godbag**: totally teh coolest.

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* Just a fancy word fer garbage bags, really.

** While he offers common key-n-keyhole services such as

# Safe Sales and Service
# Bank Vault & Teller Station Service
# Safe Deposit Box Service and Keys
# Master Keying, Standard & Multi-level
# Mechanical & Electronic Access Control
# Keys by Code - Lock Installations
# Door Closer Installation & Maintenance
# Security Hardware Consulting Service

The Lamb Locksmith, Keyman to teh Gods ™, helpfully cautions, “The Key to Eternal Security is Jesus Christ”.

RAmen.

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Moving

Filed under: Admin — Kelly @ September 13, 2007 11:52 am

Photo via Michael Heilemann



House, that is. Posts will be sporadic to nonexistent (what’s new, right?) for a few weeks while the furbabies and their harried parents get settled in.

And when I finally return from hiatus…I’ll come and move the blog, too. Happy happy joy joy.

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Remembering the Non-Human Heroes of 9-11

Filed under: Animals, Current Events, Photo Blogging, War on Terra — Kelly @ September 11, 2007 2:58 pm

This dog run is named in honor of PAPD K-9 Sirius #17. He was a four year old yellow Labrador Retriever who served as an explosives detector canine for the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey Police Department. Sirius, along with his partner, Police Officer David Lim, were assigned to the World Trade Center in New York, where their primary duty was to check vehicles entering the Complex, clear unattended bags and sweep areas for VIP safety. Sirius, who began work at the World Trade Center on July 4, 2000, was the only police dog to perish during the Sept. 11 attack on the Twin Towers – he died when Tower Two collapsed. His body was recovered on January 22, 2002. Sirius was posthumously awarded the Victoria Cross at the British Embassy in Manhattan.

A memorial statue of Sirius stands in the One Chase Manhattan Plaza lobby.

(Via wallyg)

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“Levity”

Filed under: Animals — Kelly @ September 2, 2007 5:07 pm

Thatagirl, Lassie!

(Via Kinship Circle.)

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By Our Side, Always

Filed under: Animals, Current Events, Hurricane Katrina — Kelly @ August 30, 2007 6:54 pm

Click here to view hundreds of past and current Hurricane Katrina (and other natural-and/or-man-made-disasters-for-non-human-animals) alerts.

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: Kinship Circle - kinshipcircle [at] accessus.net
Date: Aug 29, 2007 1:19 PM
Subject: When 2 Years Equal A Lifetime, AUGUST 2005-2007

Kinship Circle Animal Disaster Relief
Permission to crosspost as written

Hurricane Katrina, 8/29/05 - 8/29/07
When two years equal a lifetime

www.kinshipcircle.org/disasters/

Still Loved
Forever Missed
Never Again
By Our Side, Always

2005 GULF COAST Animal Disaster Aid - In Pictures & Words:
www.kinshipcircle.org/disasters/gulfcoast/newsletters/default05.html

Kinship Circle - 2007-08-29 - Hurricane Katrina, 8-29-05 - 8-29-07 (01)

PHOTO: Kinship Circle member Tim Gorski on the water in New Orleans with the Winn Dixie rescue effort in 9/05.

9/13/05, Excerpt From Early Kinship Circle Alert: In our search for Spike (the little Yorkie) we’ve learned about volunteers on the water who could save Spike and others — but they desperately need more boats!

The Jefferson Pet Feed & Garden Center is serving as a drop site for boats and has a triage center with a veterinarian. Please, if you can bring down boats — or know someone who can — call: Jefferson Pet Feed & Garden Center: 504-733-8572 (This number, like all in the area, may be hard to reach. Do not give up. They are there!)

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Happy Birthday, SweetPeedee Monster!

Filed under: Your Featherhead's Furbabies — Kelly @ August 30, 2007 8:48 am

Even though Shane wrote this poem to our “second-born” (adopted, really…he’s only the third-oldest, after Ralphie and Kaylee) months ago, today seems a fitting day to crosspost it here. Our little baby turns five (!) today! Seems like only yesterday, he was a wee little pup, peeing on my doormat at 2 in the morning, while I struggled frantically to get my shoes on and let him and his untrained bladder outside. Sigh. Them were the days.

Happy birthday, Mr. Peedee.
 

Peedee

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Peedee is bright eyed and full of bark
Just looking at him you know he’s smart
Opening doors to get at his treat
He knows a hundred words on when to eat

He runs as fast as the wind goes
Stops and checks the air with his nose
He knows things are about to go down
His mind sparks and covers all ground

He looks at other dogs and scoffs
Only he knows the toys and payoffs
He can see where he last left them
And if someone moves them, mayhem

He jumps to the window at the slightest sound
Looking for any living creature around
Sometimes it’s kids, sometimes it’s a bunny
To Peedee, trespassers aren’t funny

He checks out every window knowing each view
He’ll double check each one before he’s through
His bark and howl, bring all dogs to his spot
He’s in command of the canine onslaught

Cunning he leaves the dogs behind
He has his mother to search and find
Hopping onto her lap, he curls into a ball
Once again, he outsmarted them all

- Shane Brady, June 18, 2007
 
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Now if only Vick’s sentence was meted out in dog years…

Filed under: Animals, Celebrity, Law & Disorder — Kelly @ August 27, 2007 7:28 pm

…and he was to become eligible for euthanasia after a thre