“The lessons of Katrina are important. We’ve learned a lot here at the federal level. We’re much more ready this time than we were the last time. Let’s, first of all, pray there’s no hurricanes. That would be, like, step one.”

- GW, on the new and improved (born again?) FEMA
 
 

“I hear the voices and I read the front page and I know the speculation. But I’m the decider and I decide what’s best. And what’s best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the secretary of defense.”

- GW, self-proclaimed ‘Decider’